Empire

Let's start with the obvious: Yes, I am, indeed, adding another blog to my bustling empire of shoddy, poorly-designed and infrequently-updated information superhighway hot-spots.

I can practically hear your thoughts right now:

But you already have a blog on MySpace and another on Blogger!
I am already so busy not reading your crap elsewhere!
What's with the K in your name, anyway?
Officer! Some weird schlub with three shitty blogs is reading my thoughts!

The truth is, I hate MySpace's blog functionality (or lack thereof) so fucking much I could spit Chalula. There's no spell check, you can't save your work, and so much as a sneeze or poorly- timed keystroke can ruin your whole missive.

Fuck 'dat, my friends. This Old G is moving on over to Blogger full-time, where the user-friendliness and relative simplicity can indulge all my worst habits, including, but not limited to, obsessive rewriting, self-loathing, self-doubt, grammar paranoia and bloat. From now on, I will alert all y'all on MySpace when I post something here, so you can elect to follow me over or use this as an excuse to leave me behind. Since 'da Space has so many clever "rants" to choose from in its blog destination, you can no doubt find a quick substitute for whatever demented pleasure you reaped from my pathetic yaps about falling trees and midget burps in the musings of the meth dealers, housewives and fledgling indie bands that reign supreme.

I hope it goes without saying that I'd like all of you to stay with me!

I will continue to maintain and update my other blog, I Am Quietly Judging You, for no other reason than to have a home for truly nonsensical, fictitious stuff, and to perpetuate my literary O.C.D..

With all that hoo-ha behind us, allow me to update you on the highlights of my life in the last six months or so:

- Work
- Sleep
- Eat
- Family time
- Lose weight
- Gain weight
- Watch some TV
- Repeat

I wish I could amuse you with a few ripping yarns or clever anecdotes, but, as absolutely no one says, when you feed a horse nothing but white bread, his dropping is bound to be a Wonder!

This new blog will be, quite simply, a place for Longo to be Longo. So if you haven't stopped reading by now, I hope you stop by once in a while.

KL